it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"can i have some of your fries?"
special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
this seems so perfect
imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you.
I love this photo so much, being so free.
this woman lying in a nasty ass puddle clutching a big gulp and y’all talking about nirvana and shit smh
u know she dead
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.
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